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NEW Feature On The Beta COMMUNITY... a Public Service Announcement...! O !  

Paulxx001 67M
8732 posts
1/4/2022 8:22 am

Last Read:
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NEW Feature On The Beta COMMUNITY... a Public Service Announcement...! O !

As you're all aware, the NEW Blog Community will soon arrive, but I'm not here to dissect THAT beast.

Here's something that you didn't know. There's a state-of-the-art feature that I've been testing for a couple of weeks now. I'm happy and excited to report - it's ready for release on these pages.

As I've mentioned ad nauseam, I use my cell for EVERYTHING on this site. Last week Andrew and his team over at the 'A F F Science and Hyperbole Division', called and asked if I would troubleshoot their brainchild on my phone.

I did and it PASSED with flying colours and most importantly - it will work on ANY device. What is this huge surprise?

'Scratch and Sniff' technology will soon cling to the pages of the A F F playground.

Don't believe me?
Neither did I at first.
Try it out yourselves.
Now, let me explain how this works and what you have to do.

Each picture you see below has been taken with a special camera and contains the embedded engrams required to produce a scent.

Your job?
1. Scratch the image - on your phone, laptop or computer.
2. Sniff it.
3. Report the results to me in your comments below.

If you can't smell anything at first, wait a minute then gently put your finger up your nose again. Occasionally there's a slight delay. Still nothing? Visit that BETA site, search for Paulxx001 and you'll find this post uploaded there... eventually. That'll be the ULTIMATE test.

We may criticize Andrew for what he's trying to accomplish here. And true, last night that BETA site was wonky. Comments were frozen, blog profile pics were whacked out of shape and somehow, everyone had acquired two thousand new followers. But Andrew is doing the best he can.

I believe once you've tried these Scratch and Sniff treats over THERE, you might be pleasantly surprised at what aroma those pages contain.

What do you smell?

Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
1/4/2022 8:23 am

Keep those comments coming.
Any odor is a valid one to report. 😊👍

Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
1/4/2022 8:24 am

I keep smelling strawberry and rhubarb pie, for some reason.
There must be a glitch in the matrix. 😶❗❗

superbjversion2 68F  
24388 posts
1/4/2022 9:06 am

It worked! It really worked!! I scratched on the picture of the rose (I'm no dummy) and sniffed my finger. I smelled roses ... and I'm positive that it has nothing to do with the Rose & Glycerin lotion I use.

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!

Paulxx001 replies on 1/4/2022 10:49 am:
Unfortunately there are no prizes to give away. Good for you, that that this test worked.👍
Do you think anything will convince the doubters to go over to that other site? 🤔

sexyldy1000 68F  
9607 posts
1/4/2022 9:06 am

I smell someone pulling our collective leg to see how many sheep will test and report their findings. Also, a clever attempt to bring attention to the ‘new world’ and his profile to rack up ‘kudos’ 👍😊.

Paulxx001 replies on 1/4/2022 10:50 am:
I think SOMEONE needs to download the Scratch and Sniff app for Apple 🍏 phones.
Give this another shot.

Are you planning to use that other blog space? 😎❗❗

lok4fun500 M
51906 posts
1/4/2022 9:37 am

I didn't scratch butt..

Paulxx001 replies on 1/4/2022 10:52 am:
I guess the odor was so strong, you didn't even have to scratch. Good for you. 👍❗❗

Or was that an opinion about something else? 🤔

smartasswoman 66F  
35813 posts
1/4/2022 10:19 am

Oh no, I wonder if I have Covid, I can't smell anything!

Unrelated, I was reading an article last night about how slow the U.S. has been to approve over the counter Covid tests. One of the ones proposed that didn't get approved, was a scratch and sniff test to test whether one had lost their sense of smell!

Paulxx001 replies on 1/4/2022 1:00 pm:
lol 😂
That's funny and sad. What's the point of that test? Ya got symptoms? Stay at home 🏡.

Ya couldn't smell anything?
Are you sure you stuck your finger far enough up your nose? 👃

seems6666 53F  
4838 posts
1/4/2022 10:32 am

Is it April 1st?

Paulxx001 replies on 1/4/2022 2:09 pm:
With how slow this site is — in some parts — it might still be THAT day, somewhere here. 🤔

BJ smelled a rose🌹 on the tip of hers finger. What does your digit smell like?

And as you read that last remark, you sniffed. lol 😂

Gotcha. 😁❗❗

scoupe42 60M

1/4/2022 10:59 am

Technology, even on a sex site! In the world, thing are maded easier and making things simple, people would give it a try! Seem like Andrew know's his shit!

Paulxx001 replies on 1/4/2022 7:07 pm:
Technology IS amazing. I recall the very first time I saw a color 📺 TV — I couldn't believe it.

Do you remember the first time you saw a color TV or am I old? 🤔 lol 😂

spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
1/4/2022 11:19 am

I smell a rat!

Paulxx001 replies on 1/4/2022 7:03 pm:
Well, at least you smell something.
Try scratching harder, sometimes THAT helps.😎❗❗👻🐔🦃🥪

MrWrong4RghtNow 57M
2439 posts
1/4/2022 11:54 am

I smell a winner! Oh wait. That was me. Oops

My name is MrWrong and I approved this comment

Paulxx001 replies on 1/4/2022 12:10 pm:
Oh no, not another one. lol 😂
I see that technology working in online menus... one day.
Or do you think I'm dreaming? 🤔

Ya got any air freshener? 😮❗❗

PonyGirl1965 58F
22090 posts
1/4/2022 8:05 pm

Hehehehehehe I love it! I smell something

Paulxx001 replies on 1/5/2022 8:49 am:
lol 😂 I'm not even going to ask. Although, if you want to share, feel free — everyone else is. 😯❗❗

mc_justmc 63M

1/5/2022 4:47 am

Nice try! I'm not about to smell MY fingers, I have no idea where they've been!!!

Paulxx001 replies on 1/5/2022 8:54 am:
Me? Compelling people to sniff their digits? 🤔

I have no clue either. Funny thing about fingers they're part of our hands and we shake hands with others — all the time. 😯

Or at least, we used to. 😶❗❗

BeccaLuvs 61F
20895 posts
1/5/2022 6:34 am

Really burst out laughing when Spunky said he "smells a rat"! Mmm ..... But seriously Paul, have checked out the "New Community", and there's not much to it, is there? I mean, pieces and pics listed from peopl's Blogs in no particular order, and "eventually" as you said - actually guess I should check it out again and see if I can see it with new eyes, or should I rather say, "smell it"?!

..... And always 'hold onto all those sexy thoughts'!
(Remember if you feel like taking part in some sexy fun then click here!) Come on Some Sketch Fun
And Now How About 39Me39 Watching 39You39 If you39d like that Please Comment - So if you would like - click here as well!

Paulxx001 replies on 1/5/2022 8:57 am:
It's a acquired taste, like most of everything else in life — isn't it? 🤔

Have firm and poke around in that space, it's not as bad as they say. Oh check out the NEW bloggers lounge over on the second floor — it's wild!

Should I ask what your digits smell like? 🤔 😯❗❗

bustinout20202 67F  
1080 posts
1/12/2022 10:01 am

A Scratch n sniff phone!! lol!
Living in the Seattle area like I smells like teen spirit!
Quick! Where's the Febreeze?!

~~~" Someone I loved once gave me a box full of darkness. It took me years to understand that this too, was a gift." --Mary Oliver~~~

Paulxx001 replies on 1/12/2022 11:37 am:
So wait, did you hang out with Kurt or Sound Garden or Pearl Jam or Jimmy?
Did you ever see any of those bands in small clubs before they became huge? 🤔

Paulxx001 replies on 1/12/2022 11:47 am:
That sniff technology is coming.
In this city, every Halloween Rocky Horror Picture Show us played to a packed theatre of performers and audience members who come equipped with everything needed to make the experience totally interactive.
Blew me away the first time I saw the flick, and it started raining inside the theatre during the rain scene. lol 😂
I can visualize interactive experiences happening as technology evolves.
R ya sure ya can't smell that rose 🌹? 🤔

bustinout20202 67F  
1080 posts
1/12/2022 6:47 pm

Let's see...kinda missed out on Kurt, and the gang. I'm orginally from Portland so if you asked me about Quarterflash , I could tell ya about them... started out as Seafood Mama, and yes, saw them around town. NuShooz too! Jimmy is buried about two towns away from me.
In Portland, Rocky Horror was big time too. Still is, actually. The Clinton Street Theatre has been showing it weekly since 1978!! Sorry to say, I never went there, it was kinda an underground thing when I was there, but the hubs went and loved it!

~~~" Someone I loved once gave me a box full of darkness. It took me years to understand that this too, was a gift." --Mary Oliver~~~

Paulxx001 replies on 1/13/2022 1:59 am:
Wow... and kool. Portland has had some names pop outta there as well.
Are we too old for that Horror show? When I went I was in my twenties and didn't mind getting hit in the head with a piece of toast. lol 😂 Sounds like you've heard a few good bands! 👍 😊 ❗ ❗

bustinout20202 67F  
1080 posts
1/13/2022 7:04 am

Ha Ha! I would like to go to see Rocky Horror @ Clinton St. Theater. I would imagine its a tourist thing now.

Back in the day I did hear some good bands. I used to work with [?] a percussionist from the band Pleasure [good rnb band from the 70s.] You can catch their song "Glide" on youtube. Worked with another funk rnb/Funk band called Shock, they played around town as Brothers & Friends and then went out on tour as Shock when they cut an album.

Curtis Salgado, Robert Cray both started in P-town back in the day!

~~~" Someone I loved once gave me a box full of darkness. It took me years to understand that this too, was a gift." --Mary Oliver~~~

Paulxx001 replies on 1/13/2022 7:37 am:
It's always wild to see where groups originated and to follow their progression before they became famous. 😊

Sounds like, ya mighta made a pretty good groupie for MY band. We treated our hard-core fans real fine. 😎 ❗ ❗ 😮🍷🍷

Paulxx001 replies on 1/13/2022 7:46 am:
Great sounding band. Love that vibe; 1979, huh? lol 😂

Yep I can only imagine. Our band was hitting the road at about that time.
Ahh... memories.
😎❗❗🤫☀️✨🎶 🎶🎹

Paulxx001 replies on 1/13/2022 7:56 am:
Shock 🤯 is pretty good as well. Drummer 🥁 is spot on.👍😊

I drew the line at ABBA when we'd get requests. I know...
I just, well... lol 😂 Funk was great!

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