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Sweaty Sticky Ball Slapping Sex... And Other Summer Pastimes... ðâ Sweaty, sticky, balls-slapping sex, cleaning a bathroom tub, and beach volleyball are three things that don't interest me in the least when the 'humidex' nudges over a hundred degrees. I came to THAT conclusion many years ago. Late last night, I was reminded again of how I'd arrived at my opinion.  A power failure brought my spinning blades to a silent standstill. Electricity â in my part of the world â is driven by cheap and reliable hydro that NEVER goes down; OK, occasionally. Now tell me; how can anyone survive THIS â smouldering, sweltering, smelter (*try saying that fast, five times*) â without power? I needed a plan to cool off.  I stepped away from my window and gave up. 'Plan B' found me driving around in my frozen car, where the AC worked fine, and the music was loud, and I could breathe. Life was great again. While I waited for the power to come back, I wondered, what did people do before electricity? In winter, I can see myself â going 'old school' and â throwing a log in the fire to warm up, but in this inhuman inferno? I'm moving an air mattress to my deck 'next time' â if there is one. Perhaps it's just me, but I can't take the heat. I'd probably wither and perish if I lived in Florida or Arizona. Oh yeah, and herding cattle; that's another thing I wouldn't do. Am I alone on this one?  ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O |
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I recall that as a teenager, I'd lie on a chair and bake under the sun while slathered up with coconut-scented 'Hawaiian Tropic' suntan oil. I'd measure my tanning progress by peeking under my trunks at my white, Uhm, thigh. ð ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Back in the day, UV rays were a myth. ðââ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I was hoping to get an invitation to that beach volleyball game! Cold showers right before bed are a useful approach when it is hot but no AC, as well. Hang in there, as this too shall pass.
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why do you think porches are so popular on houses in the US south? Although with the mosquitoes porches are better when they are screened in. My power went out for 5 hours the other night. From 7PM till midnight. Of course it was from a storm, so the air was cool outdoors, and I just moved out on the deck after dark and lit a few citronella candles and sprayed myself down with Cutter. And an advantage of a Kindle, you can read in the dark.
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Well, now I could almost be the expert with being forced to live without power, normal way of life for us! True though about it being slightly worse in summer then winter, (well, our kinda mild winter, your winter, not sure you guys would survive), anyway the worst in summer apart from melting, is that the foodstuffs in the fridge melt! Oh, and also used to enjoy the sun, worshipped it when young ! Still love it, just have more respect for it now! Have you noticed somtheing though Paul, in summer you try to avoid the sun, in winter you seek it out?! Do you ever get sun in winter though, hope you do!  ..... And always 'hold onto all those sexy thoughts'! (Remember if you feel like taking part in some sexy fun then click here!) Come on Some Sketch Fun And Now How About 39Me39 Watching 39You39 If you39d like that Please Comment - So if you would like - click here as well!
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6/29/2021 2:09 pm |
I've done all those things and more. Still do the sex. Just more leisurely and in the shade, with a fan and cold refreshments. Little ice goes a long way when properly applied.
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I have to have AC - even during moderate weather it's not a good idea for me to sleep with an open window, because I'll probably wake up in the middle of the night having an allergy attack.  Yeah, I would not have had a happy life back in the pioneer days. I agree with you that I'd rather deal with winter than with insanely hot summer. Which is pretty obvious since I live in Minnesota.   
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I was hoping to get an invitation to that beach volleyball game! Cold showers right before bed are a useful approach when it is hot but no AC, as well. Hang in there, as this too shall pass. It might be about our passion for the event Cheers. ââð flip back if u have a pov... ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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why do you think porches are so popular on houses in the US south? Although with the mosquitoes porches are better when they are screened in. My power went out for 5 hours the other night. From 7PM till midnight. Of course it was from a storm, so the air was cool outdoors, and I just moved out on the deck after dark and lit a few citronella candles and sprayed myself down with Cutter. And an advantage of a Kindle, you can read in the dark. Perceptions? Candles? Have you seen that 'Miracle' light, that kills them dead? ðĪ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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There are so many other liquids... wee-D have. Lol.... I'm a 'seven and seven' guy. And lemee chill till I find, out what twists U. ... while I'm waiting, pass me a beer.ðķ thanks ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I do not have much to add other than there are battery powered fans. And that a luxury once enjoyed soon becomes a necessity.
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6/29/2021 5:56 pm |
So much delusion, so many people. The total end of electricity is coming much sooner than you imagine. Read about the American power infrastructure crumbling. Read about how China can, and will, shut down the power grid with a Cyberattack. It has already happened once, and that news quickly got swept under the rug. I am not a Trump asshole or a Q conspiracy nut. This is objective fact anyone can look up. The world is vastly overpopulated, and resources are rapidly dwindling. Who is John Galt?
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I also do not have air conditioning in my home. People look at me strangely when I admit I don't. Recent work has taken me into residential buildings that are also without AC, not even in the central hallways. You would think it would be mandatory as a basic human need. My mother used to sit in the sun slathered in Hawaiian Tropic or baby oil. Amazingly, she had beautiful skin and never developed melanoma. My worst experience was falling asleep by the pool in Hawaii. I barely made it back to my room before passing out, no doubt from heatstroke. I was in so much pain but somehow managed to get through the remainder of my two-week stay and have the freckles as a forever reminder of my foolishness.
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Having lived in Nevada, Arizona, and Florida I am a believer in AC. I can promise you that the very worst experience is when the AC goes out in your car. AC is everywhere unless the power is out--then we have screened porches here in the South. I'd rather be in the heat than in the cold. Never ignore those who care for you you will have lost diamonds while you were collecting stones
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I would not live without an air conditioner in my attic apartment Hun and can relate to losing power as you read on my blog...lol.xoxo
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I cannot live without AC. I hope you got your power back.
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6/30/2021 4:42 am |
OK, I scanned the responses and apparently no one caught this: Shiatsu is a massage, Shih Tzu is the dog. I have one, and she has never given me a massage. When the power/air conditioning goes off down here you don't do anything until it comes back on. 
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Well, now I could almost be the expert with being forced to live without power, normal way of life for us! True though about it being slightly worse in summer then winter, (well, our kinda mild winter, your winter, not sure you guys would survive), anyway the worst in summer apart from melting, is that the foodstuffs in the fridge melt! Oh, and also used to enjoy the sun, worshipped it when young ! Still love it, just have more respect for it now! Have you noticed somtheing though Paul, in summer you try to avoid the sun, in winter you seek it out?! Do you ever get sun in winter though, hope you do! So few power outages here, but if we have them in winter, we just through the food in a cooler and shove it in a cooler outside. The sun â in winter is beautiful. It warms the cheeks... and feels great. I mean... if you were to take your pants off. ð lol ð Omg... Yep, winter sun is pleasant. ââð Sounds like your have many power outages there? ðĪ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I've done all those things and more. Still do the sex. Just more leisurely and in the shade, with a fan and cold refreshments. Little ice goes a long way when properly applied. Yep, I could go for that fan and some ice! ð ð Sounds like you know what you're doing! ðââ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I have to have AC - even during moderate weather it's not a good idea for me to sleep with an open window, because I'll probably wake up in the middle of the night having an allergy attack. Yeah, I would not have had a happy life back in the pioneer days. I agree with you that I'd rather deal with winter than with insanely hot summer. Which is pretty obvious since I live in Minnesota. I respect those pioneers, they had stamina. And probably, a heck of a lot less time to grumble about the small stuff. I imagine they were too busy hunting moose? ðĪ Or Buffalo ð. My car is a place where I go to cool off. lol ð But that's also why I love the lakes and rivers nearby. It gets hot where you are? ðĪ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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A pool? ðĪ Now THAT'S a lot of fun! I spent many summers by the lake at my parent's cottage. Bliss... ð Water and wetness seems to be a theme here, huh? ðĪ How close is your lake? Can ya jog over there? ðĪ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I do not have much to add other than there are battery powered fans. And that a luxury once enjoyed soon becomes a necessity. Power failures happen so rarely hear. Back in the day, they were more frequent. Tortuous days of a hundred or more are happening more frequently, with global warming. I hope I didn't jinx things.Thanks for popping in. ð ðââ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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So much delusion, so many people. The total end of electricity is coming much sooner than you imagine. Read about the American power infrastructure crumbling. Read about how China can, and will, shut down the power grid with a Cyberattack. It has already happened once, and that news quickly got swept under the rug. I am not a Trump asshole or a Q conspiracy nut. This is objective fact anyone can look up. The world is vastly overpopulated, and resources are rapidly dwindling. I mean, WTF are THEY waiting for? ðĪ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I can see you preparing the eggplant, bean concoction â waiting for the cow-hands to mosey along. ââðŪ So-cal heat is SO, not my style ; I'd die! Water here is cheap and usually the weather is nice. I shouldn't bitch, right? Sounds like others have things much worse than my couple of hours of discomfort. How hot ðĨ is hot? ðĪ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I also do not have air conditioning in my home. People look at me strangely when I admit I don't. Recent work has taken me into residential buildings that are also without AC, not even in the central hallways. You would think it would be mandatory as a basic human need. My mother used to sit in the sun slathered in Hawaiian Tropic or baby oil. Amazingly, she had beautiful skin and never developed melanoma. My worst experience was falling asleep by the pool in Hawaii. I barely made it back to my room before passing out, no doubt from heatstroke. I was in so much pain but somehow managed to get through the remainder of my two-week stay and have the freckles as a forever reminder of my foolishness. I think we can live without AC here and in many parts of Canada ð, but there are days â when it would be nice to flip it on, no? You walk into strange buildings? My gosh, you're not a repo man are ya? ð Dja Have a fan in your room? ðĪ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Having lived in Nevada, Arizona, and Florida I am a believer in AC. I can promise you that the very worst experience is when the AC goes out in your car. AC is everywhere unless the power is out--then we have screened porches here in the South. I'd rather be in the heat than in the cold. No thanks. I'm a pussy when it comes to extreme warmth. I do really well in the snow, though! ð No AC in the car is a death wish! It's happened to me once or twice. OMG, rolling along in traffic at two miles per hour. Eee... Porches, now THAT'S a really nice idea. You'd be fine in the cold ; if you had a pro to dress you. It's all about being prepared, isn't it? ðĪ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I would not live without an air conditioner in my attic apartment Hun and can relate to losing power as you read on my blog...lol.xoxo No windows to produce a draft? ðĪ Do you have many power failures there? Stay cool. ð â â ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I cannot live without AC. I hope you got your power back. Nope, you seem like a warm weather gal! It's a question of adapting, isn't it? ðĪ You'd be fine in the cold. Ya ever made a snow ball? ðĪ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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OK, I scanned the responses and apparently no one caught this: Shiatsu is a massage, Shih Tzu is the dog. I have one, and she has never given me a massage. When the power/air conditioning goes off down here you don't do anything until it comes back on. I had to check twice. Damn smell predict. lol ð Ok then, you'd win a prize if I had one to give away. I made the changes, although, I like that double meaning. Perhaps it was intentional? A Shih Tzu? I pictured you with a German Shepard. How is that tiny dog? Doesn't bark much? I think I'd dissolve without AC where you live. But your car has AC, right? So you always have a place to escape into. Thanks for the heads up. Who knew the words are spelled so similarly? ðĪ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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It does get hot in Minnesota - we had a week plus of temps in the 90's earlier this month (that is pretty unusual for June, though). But I don't think it's as bad here as other places further south. Lake Superior is a two hour drive away and provides nature's air conditioning. If the climate goes to hell in a handbasket, maybe I'll move to Duluth.
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6/30/2021 4:10 pm |
Amen to that, to have sex on a beach, beat the heat anytime!
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It does get hot in Minnesota - we had a week plus of temps in the 90's earlier this month (that is pretty unusual for June, though). But I don't think it's as bad here as other places further south. Lake Superior is a two hour drive away and provides nature's air conditioning. If the climate goes to hell in a handbasket, maybe I'll move to Duluth. Hand baskets â only sold at yard sales, these days, huh? ðĪ Duluth? Really? I shouldn't complain; with so much water to play around in here, I'm spoiled. But every once in a while, I just shrivel up. *Hey, ya found a new friend? Good for you. * Today is in the seventies and I can do THAT, forever. I won't become one of those old people who complains about the weather all the time. ð ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Amen to that, to have sex on a beach, beat the heat anytime! No beaches around here with THAT type of privacy. Any sand by the water in your neck of the woods? ðĪ Or the other Q would be â any ladies there willing to get grains of sand in private places? ðĪ Omg... lol ð ðŪ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I'm miserable in high heat and humidity.... Which is why I spend so much time at the lake in the summer. I would have done the same thing as you, if it were too miserable for me to sleep I would have hopped in my car and took a road trip to cool down.
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I'm miserable in high heat and humidity.... Which is why I spend so much time at the lake in the summer. I would have done the same thing as you, if it were too miserable for me to sleep I would have hopped in my car and took a road trip to cool down. The car was my only option! Today it's in the 70's and that's perfect for me. You going to the lake for the forth? ðĪ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Eee... agh... I'm cringing at your Hawaiian story. Sounds rough. I think we can live without AC here and in many parts of Canada ð, but there are days â when it would be nice to flip it on, no? You walk into strange buildings? My gosh, you're not a repo man are ya? ð Dja Have a fan in your room? ðĪ
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I grew up with no AC and we had the windows open and we had the breeze coming through then we got a window unit and I slept with a fan in my bedroom. Now since I've been still going through the change the doctor tells me I cannot stand the heat I have to have AC and I've been sleeping here lately in my living room because my bedroom is so hot even with the fan on and the AC so go figure The Light is shinning and she is lonely and waiting in the darkness. 
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No, not a ârepo manâ but I did work previously in mortgage collections when interest rates were in the high double-digits. I donât use a fan. I keep my window open whenever it makes sense. Last night, the fireworks ðĨ sounded like they were going to land on my roof! Didja call the cops on them? ðĪ No, that wouldn't be Canadian. ðââðĻðĶ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I grew up with no AC and we had the windows open and we had the breeze coming through then we got a window unit and I slept with a fan in my bedroom. Now since I've been still going through the change the doctor tells me I cannot stand the heat I have to have AC and I've been sleeping here lately in my living room because my bedroom is so hot even with the fan on and the AC so go figure Well, only a couple of more months to go before it stops. How are you in the cold? ðĪ ðĨ â Happy fourth of July! ð·ð·ð ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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A few years ago tornados wiped out the high voltage feeds for the city where I live. There was no damage here in the city but all the power coming in was down for six days. Luckily, it was spring time so the weather was pleasant. No power, no gas stations, and no means of keeping things cold as Ice was also at a premium. It was actually kind of nice. I met all my neighbours who usually don't come outside. I have a gas grill and we managed to put enough stuff on ice to last for most of it (a friend I had installed an ice maker for helped with that). We had lots of company. Almost every night there was music and a small party on my deck. My girlfriend and it put a mattress on the roof one night as there was no uplighting to disturb the star show. Then..... people started going outside the city to get gas and generators so the silence was gone. Still..... it was nice for a while.
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A few years ago tornados wiped out the high voltage feeds for the city where I live. There was no damage here in the city but all the power coming in was down for six days. Luckily, it was spring time so the weather was pleasant. No power, no gas stations, and no means of keeping things cold as Ice was also at a premium. It was actually kind of nice. I met all my neighbours who usually don't come outside. I have a gas grill and we managed to put enough stuff on ice to last for most of it (a friend I had installed an ice maker for helped with that). We had lots of company. Almost every night there was music and a small party on my deck. My girlfriend and it put a mattress on the roof one night as there was no uplighting to disturb the star show. Then..... people started going outside the city to get gas and generators so the silence was gone. Still..... it was nice for a while. Strange, how people coexist during times of trouble, then go back to the way they were. I like that roof image. ðâââ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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WHOA! i got to that last pic ! ! ! !
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WHOA! i got to that last pic ! ! ! ! So, you recognize that beach? ðĪ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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