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Things a Woman in a White Chiffon Gown Shouldn.t Do... ๐ฎโ
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Things a Woman in a White Chiffon Gown Shouldn.t Do... ๐ฎโ  Certain things in life just aren't done. Eating a cherry popsicle in the blazing July sun while wearing a white chiffon gown would be one. Smoking a cigarette in a car with a inside โ unless you crack the window open would be another. And passing out phony twenty dollar bills at the gas station could be a third. They're all BAD ideas. Yesterday, I accidentally stumbled upon another one. I was rummaging through my overcrowded closet, searching for 'eclectic' yet rarely worn items to pass onto the less privileged. I was also multi-tasking by cooking in the kitchen. That was a huge fucking mistake. I never rev up my stove without supervising the proceedings yet โ for some messed up reason โ I'd quickly drifted into my bedroom for what I thought would be a minute. When I smelled smoke, I ran to my kitchen. What the FUCK? (*or replace with your favorite expression of shock.*) The flames from the grease in the frying pan had reached the draft hood over my stove. I didn't panic until I couldn't find the lid to that fucking frying pan. It's then that I started to weigh other options. (*By the way, there aren't too many when you're dealing with a grease fire.*) Pouring that blaze down the sink seemed like my only alternative. (*I know, but I wasn't thinking clearly.*)  In all my years of cooking, I've NEVER had a fire. As proof of my stupidity, I now had a blackened ceiling and a charred floor, not to mention โ my scorched ego. After all my experience and decades of prudence, I had finally learned my lesson the hard way. Never clean your closet while frying. I was selective and generous with what I gave away. Although let's face it, would a homeless person truly appreciate their first opportunity to wear a designer pair of 'Yves St. Laurent' pants? I don't think they'd be impressed, even if they noticed the label โ but I'd hope so. ....................................... *Note to anyone paying attention; grease fires are a bitch!  ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O |
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Everyone Has some sort of horror story SOMEWHERE in your house or garage ot tailor , or maybe you've been lucky? ๐ค Tips or words of advice? ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I think I'm going to have to paint the kitchen. *UGH * ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Flour puts out grease fires. Keep a bag nearby to smother the flames. When I was packing my RV to move to Florida I gave away suits, leather jackets with matching skirts and slacks, leather coats, etc. to a charity that provides clothing for women in shelters needing clothes for job interviews, etc. I also gave away about 50 pairs of high heels and purses. Take care of your burns! Never ignore those who care for you you will have lost diamonds while you were collecting stones
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Yep... just checking..๐ It's... *TRAILER*... โโ๐ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Well dear friend you could go get a fire extinguisher and put it in your house and grab it when that happens again don't feel bad when my daughter was little she locked herself in the bathroom and I had to call the fire department to unlock it but I was ironing and the iron fell on the floor and our in house so luckily they weren't no damage except they had to replace part of the floor from the iron. But the suit makes the man The Light is shinning and she is lonely and waiting in the darkness. 
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From one Paul to another be careful man I am 64 also
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I think any type of house fire is one of the scariest experiences to go through. One of the Top causes is exactly what you described....leaving cooking unattended. Thank goodness you noticed and reacted when you did so that the results weren't more devastating. According to a study done by the American Psychological Association, the way a man dresses significantly affects how a woman rates his attractiveness.
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My second, now Ex, wife had a grease fire once. Left the kitchen for a "moment". Heard the woomp of ignition and ran in. Put the lid on the pot but the flames started out the sides. Grabbed potholders and towels, walked it flaming through the living room and tossed it out on the brick patio. Our fireman neighbor saw her do it and told her he thought that was a neat trick but not smart. That was the pots first and last use. Fortunately we were planning on remodeling the kitchen. Just had to do it a tad sooner than expected. Hope you did not get burned too bad. If you see me in the real world, come say "Hi Justskin." I always behave. Preferably not well. 
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Flour puts out grease fires. Keep a bag nearby to smother the flames. When I was packing my RV to move to Florida I gave away suits, leather jackets with matching skirts and slacks, leather coats, etc. to a charity that provides clothing for women in shelters needing clothes for job interviews, etc. I also gave away about 50 pairs of high heels and purses. Take care of your burns! ego and floor! Thanks for the tip. I won't leave my stove unattended when I'm using grease! ๐ I know people would appreciate what you gave away. โโ๐ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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6/1/2021 6:56 pm |
3 stories into one the women in the Chiffon gown, the stove fire and the buring pan, and unappreicate homeless man,. It caught my attention
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Well dear friend you could go get a fire extinguisher and put it in your house and grab it when that happens again don't feel bad when my daughter was little she locked herself in the bathroom and I had to call the fire department to unlock it but I was ironing and the iron fell on the floor and our in house so luckily they weren't no damage except they had to replace part of the floor from the iron. But the suit makes the man would have been a HUGE mess; good tip though! ๐ Nah... SOME men, will make the suit! ๐โโ I've seen proof... ๐ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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From one Paul to another be careful man I am 64 also You can never let your guard down near fire. Good safety tip! ๐ ๐โโ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I think any type of house fire is one of the scariest experiences to go through. One of the Top causes is exactly what you described....leaving cooking unattended. Thank goodness you noticed and reacted when you did so that the results weren't more devastating. According to a study done by the American Psychological Association, the way a man dresses significantly affects how a woman rates his attractiveness. I didn't think that I even noticed it ; it was more of a 'sixth sense' thing where I felt something, if you know what I mean. Yeah... Fires are spooky and something that I never want to be a part of. Women notice a man's wardrobe? ๐ค Hmmm... Good thing my profile has no ratty underwear pics. I made sure to take those OFF before I pressed the shutterโ on some pics. ๐โ โ Honesty is a good policy, no? ๐ค โ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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My second, now Ex, wife had a grease fire once. Left the kitchen for a "moment". Heard the woomp of ignition and ran in. Put the lid on the pot but the flames started out the sides. Grabbed potholders and towels, walked it flaming through the living room and tossed it out on the brick patio. Our fireman neighbor saw her do it and told her he thought that was a neat trick but not smart. That was the pots first and last use. Fortunately we were planning on remodeling the kitchen. Just had to do it a tad sooner than expected. Hope you did not get burned too bad. It was my first ever grease fire ๐ฅ and I wasn't ready ; lesson learned. But it did scare crap outta me. Sounds like your adventure was a close one! Stay safe! ๐โ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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mmm... Good safety tip. Although, this is the first f-up in my career. I guess it mighta been worse; I could be posting blogs from the homeless shelter. Most have WI-FI right? ๐ค ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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3 stories into one the women in the Chiffon gown, the stove fire and the buring pan, and unappreicate homeless man,. It caught my attention Every once in a while โ ya get 'one of those days, ya know what I mean? ๐ค Yep... โโ๐ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Holy moly don't do that! You scared the bejeezus out of me. You know chiffon is a man made fabric and will melt when exposed to heat? That crap will melt to your skin and if you were commando ... Oh my goodness. Be careful please.
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I am so glad you are okay my friend and hope there was not much damage done to your kitchen..That would have scared the crap out of me also..xoxo
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oy! i don't fry! i suck at it!! glad you are safe... XO!
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Holy moly don't do that! You scared the bejeezus out of me. You know chiffon is a man made fabric and will melt when exposed to heat? That crap will melt to your skin and if you were commando ... Oh my goodness. Be careful please. Ya never blew up your kitchen or am I the only one? ๐ค omg lol It's my first and LAST blaze! โโ๐ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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oy! i don't fry! i suck at it!! glad you are safe... XO! ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I am so glad you are okay my friend and hope there was not much damage done to your kitchen..That would have scared the crap out of me also..xoxo ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Paul, Wow..Thank Goodness you are OK..Those kind of fires ,well any fire is, quite scary. Hope the burns heal soon. Same kind of thing happened to my Mom . She was frying a hamburger in the kitchen, heard some thing on tv in living room and stepped out of kitchen to check it .. I came walking by moments later and asked Mom, "Why is Champion ( my ginger Kitty ) staring at the Kitchen ?" Mom jumped up, saw the pan on fire and grabbed a pan lid to cover it..It could have been a lot worse.. I did laugh though as my Boy Kitty just sat there watching the flames.. Stay Safe Hugs, Ana6 I done made the devil a deal He made me pretty He made me smart 
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Paul, Wow..Thank Goodness you are OK..Those kind of fires ,well any fire is, quite scary. Hope the burns heal soon. Same kind of thing happened to my Mom . She was frying a hamburger in the kitchen, heard some thing on tv in living room and stepped out of kitchen to check it .. I came walking by moments later and asked Mom, "Why is Champion ( my ginger Kitty ) staring at the Kitchen ?" Mom jumped up, saw the pan on fire and grabbed a pan lid to cover it..It could have been a lot worse.. I did laugh though as my Boy Kitty just sat there watching the flames.. Stay Safe Hugs, Ana6 Yep, I'll be more vigilant next time. It's annoying to have 'dropped the ball' so late in my cooking career. *ugh * โโ๐ Ever been to a bonfire? ๐ฎ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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6/2/2021 5:38 am |
I've told my oldest G-girl to never leave the kitchen with water on to boil, but oil frying is a whole new level of dangerous.
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I've told my oldest G-girl to never leave the kitchen with water on to boil, but oil frying is a whole new level of dangerous. Fire in the kitchen, smoke on the ceiling and a blog on these pages. One day it's possible I'll look back โ and laugh. I think. ๐ถ โ โ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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6/2/2021 9:09 am |
i've caused a fire form doing a similar thing. I want to take you into the fiery lair of steamy sexual delight on this hot sultry night.
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Yikes! Glad you came through without setting your whole building on fire. If it makes you feel any better, last week I forgot to turn off a burner under a skillet after I was done preparing something. Half hour later, in the living room watching TV, I noticed a slight "burny" smell... Just extra seasoning on the cast iron pan in this case!   
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Yikes! Glad you came through without setting your whole building on fire. If it makes you feel any better, last week I forgot to turn off a burner under a skillet after I was done preparing something. Half hour later, in the living room watching TV, I noticed a slight "burny" smell... Just extra seasoning on the cast iron pan in this case! Hmmm, I can imagine THAT one. I'll be careful : you? ๐ค โโ๐ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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It WAS a mess and grabbed my throat for a bunch of seconds. I learned my lesson after decades of โ supposed โ practise. True, about that man vs suit Q; a blog for another day? ๐ค Haven't seen you around, all's well? ๐โโ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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You have a fire extinguisher but didn't use it because of the mess it makes????? silky... 
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You have a fire extinguisher but didn't use it because of the mess it makes????? If I'd had baking powder or flour handy, I could have doused the flames in that manner. Lesson learned (*one that I knew *) ; dont leave your frying pan unattended. *UGH* I guess it's never too late to get stupid. ๐ฌโโ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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