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What.S The Point Of Being A Man... If You Can.T Do This...ðĪâ
What.S The Point Of Being A Man... If You Can.T Do This...ðĪâ Technology and fancy gadgets have tickled my impressions many times over the decades. But there are glitches in some of those 'new things' out there. The other night SHE popped out, in one of those 'new things' âand froze everything. Her stylish burgundy car had gridlocked EVERYONE in that parking lot. I was 'jammed,' so I walked to the scene to survey the situation. The lady with the lifeless car (*and the long legs and tight black skirt*) sat there, her door ajar. I watched as she bent her knees and â with the polish of a Hollywood star â slid out of her leather seat, then planted her stilettos into the white shimmer of those overhead street lights. She slammed her door, hung up her phone, and casually â looked around at ALL of us. I should have added; I was one person, in a small HERD of men â ready to help. One of us asked her a useful question, "What seems to be the trouble?" "It's an electric car. It just died. It's completely 'fricken' dead." As I turned to walk back to my car, another gallant man moved closer. He blemished the personal space of that ruby-lipped lady and offered HIS professional advice. She waved her arms in the air and smiled. I started my engine and headed for an escape through a little-known back alley. I also concluded â I'm not ready for an electric vehicle until they get all the bugs out. Flashing lights from a tow truck momentarily blinded me as I paused to let it by. And that herd of men? They lingered; to supervise, I presumed. ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O |
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What's the point of being a man if you can't start a car? ðŪââ I'd better hone my other skills, like plumbing and carpentry, and sex. Damn, I'm screwed! I've read where women are already replacing men with digital toys and battery-operated playmates. ðģ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Back in the day, if a woman had a problem with her car, men would stop and lend a hand. You know, open the hood and fidget with the carburetor? These days, I wouldn't have a clue what to do. Would you? ðĪ Oh yeah, I'd call 'AAA'. (*CAA in Canada*) ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I get what you're saying, but even so I have my eye on my next car and it's full electric. It won't be in the US until 2023 - hopefully the bugs are worked out by then. [image]
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I get what you're saying, but even so I have my eye on my next car and it's full electric. It won't be in the US until 2023 - hopefully the bugs are worked out by then. [image] Well, THAT'S cool and so cute! And sleeps four? ð ð The thing with cars and me is ; I need gas so that when the apocalypse hits, and the zombies are loose, I want a gas car, NOT electric. There's always an abandoned gas station somewhere. There won't be any power, when the shit will hit the fan. ðâ And, I need the sound of a roaring engine; yes, I'm shallow. ðķâ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I always wondered about what happens when an all electric car dies. I would think there is plenty of warning as far as running out of juice to motor down the road, but what if a capacitor blows? Apparently the best thing to do would be to keep one's road hazard protection up to date. I just hope they are quick enough to save you from a pack of wolves.
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Even with an internal combustion engine, cars now days are computer controlled and if it dies, good luck. Crank position sensors, oxygen sensors, fuel injection, all give information to to or receive information from the computer. No input, no output, no go. Two hundred years ago, land transportation was simple -- on foot or draft animal vehicle, or riding animal. I am pretty sure that all electric vehicles have a power gauge similar to a fuel gauge in an engine driven vehicle. The driver still needs to keep an eye on the energy left in order to plan on a "fill up". Now if the battery shorted out, that is a different issue. Unless electric cars are charge with a renewable source, all they do is export the combustion pollutants to the electric plant, at a loss of efficiency for the transmission lines. I could go back to the transportation of 150 years ago. My horses for local and a train or river boat for distance.
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That Herd Of men were as useless as the woman and what she was driving. Not knowing what the fuck was making her U car go and the stupid nimrods who probably knew all about what was wrong but cared only about a lady without a brain who had no clue about her vehicle... Disgusting....
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I always wondered about what happens when an all electric car dies. I would think there is plenty of warning as far as running out of juice to motor down the road, but what if a capacitor blows? Apparently the best thing to do would be to keep one's road hazard protection up to date. I just hope they are quick enough to save you from a pack of wolves. I think if you can afford the car, you can probably afford roadside. I hope? ðĪ Hey, thanks for popping in and sharing your pov; drop by any time. âð So ya know something about capacitors do ya? I'll have to brush up! ð ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Even with an internal combustion engine, cars now days are computer controlled and if it dies, good luck. Crank position sensors, oxygen sensors, fuel injection, all give information to to or receive information from the computer. No input, no output, no go. Two hundred years ago, land transportation was simple -- on foot or draft animal vehicle, or riding animal. I am pretty sure that all electric vehicles have a power gauge similar to a fuel gauge in an engine driven vehicle. The driver still needs to keep an eye on the energy left in order to plan on a "fill up". Now if the battery shorted out, that is a different issue. Unless electric cars are charge with a renewable source, all they do is export the combustion pollutants to the electric plant, at a loss of efficiency for the transmission lines. I could go back to the transportation of 150 years ago. My horses for local and a train or river boat for distance. Damn, what happened to the simple carburetor; I used to know how to take one of THOSE apart. That woman in the E-car was clued out. True, about renewable energy sources. We use hydro here â supposedly renewable. When the apocalypse hits â we'll still have gas â there will be NO electricity. I'm half-joking about that world crisis, but power is the first thing affected. I've watched too many movies. *ugh* lol ð ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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That Herd Of men were as useless as the woman and what she was driving. Not knowing what the fuck was making her U car go and the stupid nimrods who probably knew all about what was wrong but cared only about a lady without a brain who had no clue about her vehicle... Disgusting.... The men were like a flock of ants, trying to pretend to help. The scene was comical in its attempt to mimic that clichÃĐ â where that man comes to the aid of a damsel in distress. I laughed. You might have, as well. Those men were being silly â but they were ALL very polite. âðð ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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We can agree to disagree, but I feel like it's much more likely to get juice from a solar panel, windmill, or hydroelectric dam; than from an abandoned gas station that's already been worked over by other desperate people. I watched an apocalypse movie a couple weeks ago, mainly because it featured an actor I like. What a stinker that movie was - you never found out what actually caused the apocalypse. "How It Ends" - avoid that movie at all costs.
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and alive is always a good option!ðð Every woman has the talent and skill to perfect that leg 'swing' â and each one is special on her own. Where did you learn yours? ðâ â ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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No matter what a woman's transportation [through the centuries], offering help, is greatly about the reward of pussy , or a blowjob. The nonsense of being polite, is usually a cloak hiding their true goal, but a taught "Cloak". But what if one of those men, gawking and offering assistance, actually did know what he was doing, and how to fix her broken down vehicle, except he was NOT polite, maybe even a bit grumpy..... but he fixes her car. The grumpy , not polite man, is more than likely to get some sort of invitation for some action, from her. So a man does not need to be polite, just know what to do to fix something.
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We can agree to disagree, but I feel like it's much more likely to get juice from a solar panel, windmill, or hydroelectric dam; than from an abandoned gas station that's already been worked over by other desperate people. I watched an apocalypse movie a couple weeks ago, mainly because it featured an actor I like. What a stinker that movie was - you never found out what actually caused the apocalypse. "How It Ends" - avoid that movie at all costs. Too late, I watched that one. But I've seen a few good ones: 'I Am Legend', with Will Smith was twisted into an interesting patten. We'll be ok for a few years, right? ðŪ ðââ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I read today that 1 in 5 drivers in California have returned to gasoline cars because their electric cars take up to 5 days to charge. The leg swing is almost an essential skill for women! Never ignore those who care for you you will have lost diamonds while you were collecting stones
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That's so true about today's gas cars": I'm lost when I open the hood. Well, not entirely; I know where the basics are, but you know what I mean. Damn, what happened to the simple carburetor; I used to know how to take one of THOSE apart. That woman in the E-car was clued out. True, about renewable energy sources. We use hydro here â supposedly renewable. When the apocalypse hits â we'll still have gas â there will be NO electricity. I'm half-joking about that world crisis, but power is the first thing affected. I've watched too many movies. *ugh* lol ð Solar panels and wind turbines and hydro also have environmental impacts as most use (or used) oil products during manufacturing and construction. That oil energy is repaid multiple times during the life cycle of the item. Solar panels seem to provide 9 times more energy than it takes to produce and install them and wind turbines 20 times more than production and installation. The only issue that I see as a problem is the range on an EV for long trips. I think that they make perfect sense for commuters and even for me most of the time. That 300 mile trip to see relatives really stretches the range for me until there are more charging stations. And then there are the miles that I need for hauling horses with the truck. Maybe someday there will be an all electric heavy duty pickup that will fill that function. Now an electric tractor that could rake and bale 10 acres of hay on a single charge would be the cat's meow.
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No matter what a woman's transportation [through the centuries], offering help, is greatly about the reward of pussy , or a blowjob. The nonsense of being polite, is usually a cloak hiding their true goal, but a taught "Cloak". But what if one of those men, gawking and offering assistance, actually did know what he was doing, and how to fix her broken down vehicle, except he was NOT polite, maybe even a bit grumpy..... but he fixes her car. The grumpy , not polite man, is more than likely to get some sort of invitation for some action, from her. So a man does not need to be polite, just know what to do to fix something. I'm sure for SOME women, that grumpy guy is a perfect fit. True, about knowing what to do. ðââ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I read today that 1 in 5 drivers in California have returned to gasoline cars because their electric cars take up to 5 days to charge. The leg swing is almost an essential skill for women! I half expected there to be some alien technology helping us out by now. True, about that 'swing' being a vital part of a woman's hand-book. ðââðŪ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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A Volkswagen van? Well, THAT'S cool and so cute! And sleeps four? ð ð The thing with cars and me is ; I need gas so that when the apocalypse hits, and the zombies are loose, I want a gas car, NOT electric. There's always an abandoned gas station somewhere. There won't be any power, when the shit will hit the fan. ðâ And, I need the sound of a roaring engine; yes, I'm shallow. ðķâ
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Get an old diesel pickup. They're pretty simple and EMP-proof. When you can't find a dead semi to drain, you can burn vegetable oil. Real simple! Thanks for the heads up and for sharing your suggestion. ððââ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I'm distracted here. Sexy woman. Hot car? Lay her on the hood and give her a pumping while you wait for the tow truck.
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I'm distracted here. Sexy woman. Hot car? Lay her on the hood and give her a pumping while you wait for the tow truck. I think all the guys were experiencing performance anxiety; everyone was afraid to step up and put on a show. OMG. Can you imagine? Have you ever, been part of a crowd and, watched people having sex? ðĪ ââð ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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6/23/2021 3:37 am |
I've seen the same situation when a woman can't get her lawnmower started.
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I've seen the same situation when a woman can't get her lawnmower started. Sounds about right! lol ð ðŪ ââ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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That's why you have to go with the Prime vehicles that plug in AND can use gas in a pinch. I had a Prius Prime for 4 months and never spent a dime on gasoline. My electric bill didn't show any difference either.
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That's why you have to go with the Prime vehicles that plug in AND can use gas in a pinch. I had a Prius Prime for 4 months and never spent a dime on gasoline. My electric bill didn't show any difference either. Thanks for the heads up; one day, I'll be measuring all these facts. In the meantime, my gas driven car â is still driving. Ya don't just dump something that does the job, do you? ðĪ Thanks for sharing your experience. ðââ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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A modern take on 'a damsel in distress'. When someone needs help, it shouldn't matter what gender they are. If I was in need, ideally 'anyone' who could assist, would offer their help. Conversely, I would also be so inclined. However, when it comes to cars, I could do nothing, except offer to call 9-1-1 or a family member depending on what the situation warranted.
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A modern take on 'a damsel in distress'. When someone needs help, it shouldn't matter what gender they are. If I was in need, ideally 'anyone' who could assist, would offer their help. Conversely, I would also be so inclined. However, when it comes to cars, I could do nothing, except offer to call 9-1-1 or a family member depending on what the situation warranted. But as you said, and it applies to me as well, totally useless when it comes to cars. I'm good at watching others though. Yep... ðââ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Surely the electric car has a gauge that shows how charged vehicle is? Things without computer chips tend to be easier fixed.
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Surely the electric car has a gauge that shows how charged vehicle is? Things without computer chips tend to be easier fixed. Gas, for me; I understand THOSE dials. True, about computer chip 'stuff'. But doesn't EVERYTHING have one of those chips in there? ðĪ Damn, my toaster has one. lol ð ðŪ ð ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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6/25/2021 10:10 pm |
I can vision her in my mind and lost track of everything else!
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I can vision her in my mind and lost track of everything else! Or, you might have tried to help? ðĪ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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For old woman I flashed to get across the road the other day. Traffic was coming both ways and I sit at a stopped signed for at least 20 minutes and I had to get things for my mom. So yeah I did and I was just a smiling.
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For old woman I flashed to get across the road the other day. Traffic was coming both ways and I sit at a stopped signed for at least 20 minutes and I had to get things for my mom. So yeah I did and I was just a smiling. You've got WAY more patience than I would ever have. Good for you, but it doesn't say much about who we are as a society, does it? Hnmm... Glad to know that you made it across. ðâ Dja carry flares? ðĪ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Definitely too long to charge. It's in your DNA? ðĪ Really? Kool. What other talents were ya born with â that men think is a practised skill ? ðââ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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7/1/2021 7:52 am |
individual vehicles of any sort are asinine. Build ARCOLOGIES wherein people live, work, play and shop all within walking distance. Bring Things to People, not People to Things. Rail is exponentially more efficient than any car or truck. Safer also. The auto is a con game fraud. Why millions of separate engines or batteries when ONE system of rail and subway works better? Sure, have taxis and a few delivery trucks, but the only sane transport is rail. Read about how super efficient waterway CANALS were filled in under pressure from trucking and oil companies. Read about how GM destroyed the super cheap and super efficient cable car to create the FAIL of the highway system. Read about how highways DESTROYED American cities. Who is John Galt?
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7/1/2021 7:56 am |
Get an old diesel pickup. They're pretty simple and EMP-proof. When you can't find a dead semi to drain, you can burn vegetable oil. Who is John Galt?
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7/1/2021 7:58 am |
going by the title of the thread: There is no point to being a man. They literally ate John Galt alive, as cannibals will do, and you see the results all around you. Who is John Galt?
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going by the title of the thread: There is no point to being a man. They literally ate John Galt alive, as cannibals will do, and you see the results all around you. Disagree, that highways destroyed cities. Shitty, poorly planned, highways â destroyed cities. And yes again, to John; great book. Time moves on, while solutions wait in the wings. ðķ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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How do you think the gas gets from the underground gas station tank to the pumps? ELECTRICTY which will vanish when China launches the EMP and the cyberattack. If the Chinese succeeded with their mythical 'ray,' they'd be committing suicide. A billion people need to eat and they can't buy enough rice without the rest of the planet buying their shirts and pants and other stuff. ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Oh being a lady do i have to know everything,i bit old fashioned in my beliefs,you men were put on earth to sort those technical things out us ladies could not figure out,so you saying in this modern world the hunky oily grease monkey that has come to my rescue many a time at the side of the road has now been replaced by a nerdy computer whizz kid who can fix a car from him being miles away oh my, think my damsel in distress days are over,no more knights in shining armour or come to that sexy grease monkeys who i would not mind being oiled over and serviced myself by them
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Oh being a lady do i have to know everything,i bit old fashioned in my beliefs,you men were put on earth to sort those technical things out us ladies could not figure out,so you saying in this modern world the hunky oily grease monkey that has come to my rescue many a time at the side of the road has now been replaced by a nerdy computer whizz kid who can fix a car from him being miles away oh my, think my damsel in distress days are over,no more knights in shining armour or come to that sexy grease monkeys who i would not mind being oiled over and serviced myself by them It's come down to computer geeks, has it? ðĪ lol ð ðŪ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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TRUE STORY. my last job was a hectic 26 mile one way commute that was about 1H in the AM and 2H in the PM as Atlanta is full of traffic. i was in a gas guzzler but very comfortable vehicle. i had the Volvo XC60 which is their crossover so basically an SUV on the sedan frame. i was certain i would buy the Toyota Prius. i drove to Toyota. they had not noticed what i drove up in... and they gave me the newbie saleswoman. when i go car shopping i plan to buy. so she admits she's all new to this... and i tell her what i want to test drive. we get to the 3 PRIUS' on the lot... the one i am interested in will not unlock the door. the key does nothing. she goes back into the showroom to check she has the right key. we're not sure why this won't unlock. she asked if i want to test drive the other Prius. i say sure but it's not the one i want to buy... it's a decent test drive. so she gets back to me. turns out the one i wanted had a DEAD BATTERY. and now they charged it. i declined to come back to drive it. as a single woman i cannot imaging trying to get my door to unlock and the car not only won't start but the doors won't unlock!
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TRUE STORY. my last job was a hectic 26 mile one way commute that was about 1H in the AM and 2H in the PM as Atlanta is full of traffic. i was in a gas guzzler but very comfortable vehicle. i had the Volvo XC60 which is their crossover so basically an SUV on the sedan frame. i was certain i would buy the Toyota Prius. i drove to Toyota. they had not noticed what i drove up in... and they gave me the newbie saleswoman. when i go car shopping i plan to buy. so she admits she's all new to this... and i tell her what i want to test drive. we get to the 3 PRIUS' on the lot... the one i am interested in will not unlock the door. the key does nothing. she goes back into the showroom to check she has the right key. we're not sure why this won't unlock. she asked if i want to test drive the other Prius. i say sure but it's not the one i want to buy... it's a decent test drive. so she gets back to me. turns out the one i wanted had a DEAD BATTERY. and now they charged it. i declined to come back to drive it. as a single woman i cannot imaging trying to get my door to unlock and the car not only won't start but the doors won't unlock! That's EXACTLY what happened to this lady. Trunk, hood, emergency flashers ; forget it! I like that Volvo but it looks like a beast. Whatcha driving now? ðĪ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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i have the V60 Sport AWD STATION WAGON! this isn't the rectangle on wheels Cross Country. this is an inch lower than the XC60 and has similar bodyline. i have the space to haul groceries. and it gets me the gas mileage of the S60 sedan. but sometimes i walk up to it on it's side and think: WOW! i really bought a station wagon! what was i thinking?! but scroll back to why i love it! XO! PS the V60 Cross Country Station wagon is the only vehicle in the 60 series i have not owned. i loved the look and seats in the XC60 but the mileage was like 13-14mpg.
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i have the V60 Sport AWD STATION WAGON! this isn't the rectangle on wheels Cross Country. this is an inch lower than the XC60 and has similar bodyline. i have the space to haul groceries. and it gets me the gas mileage of the S60 sedan. but sometimes i walk up to it on it's side and think: WOW! i really bought a station wagon! what was i thinking?! but scroll back to why i love it! XO! PS the V60 Cross Country Station wagon is the only vehicle in the 60 series i have not owned. i loved the look and seats in the XC60 but the mileage was like 13-14mpg. Yep, I like the look of that car! ðââ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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