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BEST ASS IN TOWN
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BEST ASS IN TOWN The Pastor's Ass The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the Race Again and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT. The Bishop was so upset with this kind of Publicity that he ordered The Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day, the local paper headline Read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS. This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get Rid Of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline The Next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN. The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so She sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10. This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back The Donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run Wild. The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE. The bishop was buried the next day. The moral of the story is . . . Being concerned about public opinion Can bring you much grief and misery. . Even shorten your Life. So be yourself and enjoy life. Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier And live a lot longer! |
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2/18/2008 7:52 pm |
Hi Bonnie--Being a leg man, I enjoy others' asses--However, I don't worry about them~~Cute read... Be Safe/Warm Hugs--Bill I came into this world with nothing, and I have most of it left~~
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 I love it sweetie. {=}
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Boy is that an appropriate posting for my life right now. Thanks a ton. I think I will just tell those reporters to kiss my ass, and see what happens.
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When push comes to shove, it appears that Our Lady of Almost has a valid, relevant, superior sense of humor. Gave me a sincere laugh, to be sure. Now: Pastors should not own donkeys and get close to the Bishop's innate problem w. his disbelief in gaming and gambling/racing donkeys anywhere out West, especially the Bishop of San Joaquin. In Stockton, Tracy, French Camp, Lathrop, Manteca, Ripon, Lodi, and possibly Linden and Lockeford, east of ole 99. Anyway, life is too short to argue the issues of American Indian Gaming issues in their legal casinos in the West. After all, Guvernator sez they are 'legal'. All this is too complicated for the average bear when the Bishop says nothing about wild horses roaming the range out West and orders the pastors and nuns to distribute their donkey/s and keep it quiet. Who knows what confusion lurks in the Valley of Nowhere near the Great San Joaquin? Only the Shadow knows and In the meantime, the investigative reporters of the erstwhile, serious Tracy Times, Stockton Record, & Manteca Bulletin are teamed up to try to figure it out. So, then the Bishop lost all contact with reality and quickly "expired", due to only one thing. No sense of humor. Will times ever change???????? Bless y'all,
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2/19/2008 6:47 am |
That was good.....Everyone enjoys a nice ass tail...
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Gee thanks...I was thinking about the nun's 'wild and free' ass and got struck by lightning  Come visit my blog and have some Mental Margaritas
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2/20/2008 6:04 am |
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder....
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