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Bathroom at the Playhouse  

bustinout20202 67F  
846 posts
2/14/2022 8:31 am
Bathroom at the Playhouse

Not to be confused with Playroom at the Bathhouse, lol! Which could also be entertaining!

Went to a Burlesque show the other night. What absolute fun! Our friends, the musicians, wrote and starred in it. It was glorious and a bit long--over 3 hours, with 3 intermissions! Im sure they need time to put on those layers even though they come off in a snap!

Not only was it long, but it didnt start for over an hour! We lingered in the front lobby where beer and wine was served and vendors sold their burlesque-ish wares. I bought a gorgeous peacock feathered fascinator hair clip.

The first intermission had the usual line for the ladies restroom. I waited patiently for my turn. Everything came out fine. It was the second intermission where things got interesting.

No! Not for me but my boss friend came out and said irritably that two women came in to use the mens restroom!

He said Heres a row of guys at the trough and these women came in to use our bathroom while we have our cocks in hand! Its just plain RUDE!!

Naïve parochial me was aghast. Id never heard of such a thing!

[And theres a trough? Communal?]
Boss friend said itd happened to him before at some big concert about two years ago. A bunch of women came barging in to use the can and same thing, guys hanging out and women going in!

Still with my mouth hanging open as I was processing this, I said Never would I ever!! I mean, I’ve used the men’s restroom before, but only when there was no one around.

And you had a lookout, right?! he asked.

Well, yeah! Then, curious, I asked him, How old would you say they were?
Forties or younger he said.

I thought so! Damn Millenials! See? I wonder if its a generational thing. I can think of no one my age who would do that.
We should ask our very own Gen-Z person; our co-worker tomorrow.

So yesterday during a lull in customers, we posed the question to our token Gen-Zer.
Would you do that? I asked.

Well, yeah, I would!

See? Its the Meg Ryan Syndrome thats in the younger generation! Its the I-want-what-I-want-when-I-want-it thing!!
Geezus, am I being ageist?

Wait a minute said the Z-er. What if you really, really have to go? What if its diarrhea?

Nope, wouldn’t do it.

Drunk and had to go?

Nope more like Id go outside around the building before Id go in the mens.

If a guy barged into the ladies room, hed get clobbered! said Boss friend. I hate the double standard!

What do you think?
Double Standard?
Would you do it?

BTW, Im ready to try my hand at burlesque! But I need a catchy character name. Suggestions?

Im thinking Layde Godiveher? I got the hair for it!

Any other burlesque wannabes out there? What would your name be?

~~~" Someone I loved once gave me a box full of darkness. It took me years to understand that this too, was a gift." --Mary Oliver~~~

bustinout20202 67F  
1080 posts
2/14/2022 8:36 am

Happy Valentease Day!!
muah! 😘💞💕💖💟😍

~~~" Someone I loved once gave me a box full of darkness. It took me years to understand that this too, was a gift." --Mary Oliver~~~

bustinout20202 67F  
1080 posts
2/14/2022 12:01 pm

Okay, this time I took out almost ALL of the punctuation in here and I STILL get the funky AAAAs. It's enough to make me want to stop blogging! Grrr!

~~~" Someone I loved once gave me a box full of darkness. It took me years to understand that this too, was a gift." --Mary Oliver~~~

CleavageFan4U 67M
69374 posts
2/14/2022 1:48 pm

YUP, double standard for sure! Though you ladies DO take longer (with good reason) and more and more places are being built with restroom facilities that reflect that by having more for women.

Back when I was going to that private college YEARS ago, one guy had his girlfriend (who was not an enrolled student) LIVING in his room. We eventually got used to being there peeing and having her stroll in to use a stall. Come shower time they waited for the stall farthest back to become available and then he sat guard back there.

I think "Bustinout" is a GREAT burlesque name for you (or at least indicative of my hopes for the content of your act), but yeah you do have the hair for Layde Godiveher.

As for me, "Goingbroke" maybe (quite sure few to none would pay to see me).

Happy Valentine's Day SEXY.

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LadiesR2B1rst 61M  
2735 posts
2/14/2022 1:49 pm

Happy Valentine's Day. I'm sure the show was worth the wait. If "society" has its way we would all dress the same. Thanks for sharing.

spunkycumfun 64M/69F  
41171 posts
2/14/2022 2:21 pm

I'm jealous. I'd love to go to a burlesque show.

Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
2/14/2022 3:15 pm

Interesting pics! Sounds like you had a great time! 👍 😊

Well, Montreal is large city with a laid-back attitude about a lot of things - including bathroom privileges.

I've been at clubs and venues where the bathrooms were co-ed and THATz a trip - let me tell you. I had to wrap my head around THAT one the first time I went in there.

I've also barged into a few women's bathrooms, and I.VE been barged in on. The lady reeeelee had to go and she didn't mind at all that my dick was hanging out, a couple of feet from her face... while she sat there - smiling. I think it was from relief, but I could have been mistaken.

Uhm... yeah. I've seen it all, but I'm not surprised anymore.

I mean... have you seen the lineups for the Women's Bathroom? 🚽 They're ridiculous .
😎 ❗ ❗

Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
2/14/2022 3:26 pm

I posted a comment over there...

bustinout20202 replies on 2/14/2022 9:18 pm: posted a comment and then it got deleted?? What gives??

crosstraining 71T  
8367 posts
2/14/2022 7:29 pm

Well I personally wouldn't care if some ladies came in to use the mens rm , most guys just use the urinals , and at an event with a large crowd , but they enter at the own risk , as for a burlesque name for you Busty Biggins , XOXO

Ultraviolet_Sol 44M
622 posts
2/14/2022 8:56 pm

Very cool.

Burlesque name...


How about:

Busti Bustiere

[Heart Eyes]

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justskin1 72M
13175 posts
2/15/2022 4:14 am

When the women's bathroom line is really long and the men's is short I cannot blame women for using the men's. It sure beats having an accident and they know they are going to see some cocks hanging out. Having it happen would not bother me.

If you see me in the real world, come say "Hi Justskin."

I always behave. Preferably not well.

citizen4722 66M  
74582 posts
2/15/2022 12:46 pm

Well they do say the men's rest rooms are cleaner than the ladies (cough!)
Buster Kitton

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