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Breaking and Entering: A Bit of Erotica Part IV  

bustinout20202 67F  
803 posts
6/8/2021 8:42 am
Breaking and Entering: A Bit of Erotica Part IV


My eyes got wide.
He stopped mid-thrust.

“Did you hear that?”

“Shhh!” He said.

We were frozen like two postcoital oppossums, staring and listening.

“Hey! Are you in there? Your car’s here so I know you are.”

It was the bestie.

I had some choices at this point:
I could:

a. Ignore the knocking till she goes away. Tell her later I was sleeping. [would involve lots of yawning]

b. Scream out “help me, help me!” Causing a big scene; with him having a lot of explaining to do; or possibly getting lead out in cuffs, charged with assault. [Not a bad thought, but Nah, I didn’t want that kind of drama]

c. Hide him, in my bedroom closet and answer the door, act like I just woke up from a nap. Tempting, but how long would she stay there? [She’d eventually hear him thumping around, I’m sure]

d. Get him out by way of the back patio door and answer the front door like nothing happened. [This was my Plan B]

e. Or answer the door with him there, and have him explain why his pants were down around his knees and his flagpole waving. [Think ‘Honesty is always the best policy’, and truly, the truth is so much stranger than fiction]

Hmmm…decisions, decisions.

Knowing that my bestie has an uncanny knack for intuiting the truth of a matter whatever the circumstance, I opted for E.

I opened the door as he was adjusting himself and zipping up in the living room.
“Hey, Hi! Look who’s here!” I said like it was normal that he would be over at my place without her.

“Hey” her tentative reply. I said nothing, but followed her eyes as they looked at me, then him, then trailed down to the still hard bulge in his pants.

She knew what happened, she knew!

“Wow! What have you two been talking about?” she asked as she went over and rubbed her body against his and reached up to steal a “hello” kiss from him. “Must’ve been some kind of conversation to get this kind of rise from him!” she said as her hand reached down and grabbed him by the balls. He and I both jumped a bit.

“Told ya he’s a good communicator, didn’t I? You just have to warm up to him. and by the looks of things, you did!”

“I, I, I can explain”, he stammered. “It was her! She started it!” pointing his finger at me. I stood there like a good little opossum with my mouth hanging open.

“Well, maybe I can be the one who finishes it!’ With that, she unbuttoned and unzipped his pants pulling them down around his knees. I stood there, completely transfixed by the scene.

He stood there, frozen, as she made her way down to his member and began sucking him.

At that point, his legs buckled a bit. He used the fireplace mantle to steady himself. His eyes rolled back in his head, as he began stroking her hair.

I shook myself awake to the fact that I now had live porn in my living room!

Should I go make some popcorn??!!


tbc


~~~" Someone I loved once gave me a box full of darkness. It took me years to understand that this too, was a gift." --Mary Oliver~~~


CleavageFan4U 67M
69374 posts
6/8/2021 8:52 am

Admit it - you WANTED her to know what had happened, heck you were even a wee bit proud of yourself. (I know I am impressed!!)

I'm not sure about popcorn, but the butter might play a part in what comes next.

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bustinout20202 replies on 6/8/2021 9:38 am:
Ha ha! Crisco party! Stay tuned!!!

bustinout20202 67F  
1080 posts
6/8/2021 8:54 am

My eyes got wide. He stopped mid-thrust.

“Did you hear that?”

“Shhh!” He said.

We were frozen like two postcoital oppossums, staring and listening.

“Hey! Are you in there? Your car’s here so I know you are.”

It was the bestie.

I had some choices at this point:
I could:
a. Ignore the knocking till she goes away. Tell her later I was sleeping. [would involve lots of yawning]

b. Scream out “help me, help me!” Causing a big scene; with him having a lot of explaining to do; or possibly getting lead out in cuffs, charged with assault. [Not a bad thought, but Nah, I didn’t want that kind of drama]

c. Hide him, in my bedroom closet and answer the door, act like I just woke up from a nap. Tempting, but how long would she stay there? [She’d eventually hear his thumping, I’m sure]

d. Get him out by way of the back patio door and answer the front door like nothing happened. [This was my Plan B]

e. Or answer the door with him there, and have him explain why his pants were down around his knees and his flagpole waving.

Hmmm…decisions, decisions.

Knowing that my bestie has an uncanny knack for intuiting the truth of a matter whatever the circumstance, I opted for E.

I opened the door as he was adjusting himself and zipping up in the living room.

“Hey, Hi! Look who’s here!” I said like it was normal that he would be over at my place without her.

“Hey”, her tentative reply. I said nothing, but followed her eyes as they looked at me, then him, then trailed down to the still hard bulge in his pants.

She knew what happened, she knew!

“Wow! What have you two been talking about?” she asked as she went over and rubbed her body against his and reached up to steal a “hello” kiss from him. “Must’ve been some kind of conversation to get this kind of rise from him!” she said as her hand reached down and grabbed him by the balls. He and I both jumped a bit.
“Told ya he’s a good communicator, didn’t I? You just have to warm up to him. and by the looks of things, you did!”

“I, I, I can explain”, he stammered. “It was her! She started it!” pointing his finger at me. I stood there like a good little opossum with my mouth hanging open.

“Well, maybe I can be the one who finishes it!’ With that, she unbuttoned and unzipped his pants pulling them down around his knees. I stood there, completely transfixed by the scene.

He stood there, frozen, as she made her way down to his member and began sucking him.

At that point, his legs buckled a bit. He used the fireplace mantle to steady himself. His eyes rolled back in his head, as he began stroking her hair.

I shook myself awake to the fact that I now had live porn in my living room!

Should I go make some popcorn??!!

tbc

~~~" Someone I loved once gave me a box full of darkness. It took me years to understand that this too, was a gift." --Mary Oliver~~~


ltrskr 76M

6/8/2021 12:24 pm

"Did you hear that?"
Yes, It's my husband!!!!!!
Where's your back door???
We don't have one.........
Where do u want one...........


bustinout20202 replies on 6/8/2021 3:01 pm:
lol! Thanks so much for stopping by! Stay Tuned!
~Busti

citizen4722 66M  
74582 posts
6/8/2021 12:58 pm

Sounds like he's the one about to 'pop' ...\8


bustinout20202 replies on 6/8/2021 3:02 pm:
good Point!

kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
6/12/2021 11:43 am

What fun to read! I love a pornographer with a sense of humor. Sex may not always be sexy and it may sometimes seem vulgar but it's been funny for millennia. Do you think that's because we're so vulnerable when indulging?

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bustinout20202 replies on 6/12/2021 6:27 pm:
I would say 'yes' to that. Face it, tho' there are many things that go right when indulging, there are so many more that can go wrong...and in my experience, they have! If one can't laugh or find the humor in it, they are sad folks, indeed!

Ultraviolet_Sol 44M
622 posts
6/12/2021 12:20 pm

Interesting turn of events.... Very crafty and cool. Me like...

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bustinout20202 replies on 6/12/2021 6:28 pm:
Thank you ever so!! {=}
Your insight and comments are always appreciated!

DanielZwat1950 74M  
436 posts
6/13/2021 6:59 am

Hot, This gave me a morning Simi to go with my coffee. You got it going now!


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