Reset Password
If you've forgotten your password, you can enter your email address below. An email will then be sent with a link to set up a new password.
Cancel
Reset Link Sent
If the email is registered with our site, you will receive an email with instructions to reset your password. Password reset link sent to:
Check your email and enter the confirmation code:
Don't see the email?
  • Resend Confirmation Link
  • Start Over
Close
If you have any questions, please contact Customer Service

Whoever and Whatever  

nineforu71 77M
1 posts
1/9/2020 4:30 pm
Whoever and Whatever


She went by the of Belle
His<b> parents </font></b>named him Mel
Together they had quite a ball
And it had nothing to do with Paul
It was at their grad
Where they ran into sneaky Brad
Brad was evil with a scary grin
His date was the Baker’s Lynn

George was at the corner store
Looking for a way to score
Leroy sat in the pick-up truck
Hoping for some better luck
Brenda walked past the gate
Erin was known to be first
George and Brenda were united
Leroy and Erin were excited

Mel caught word of George and Leroy
Belle heard Erin’s and Brenda’s ploy
Evil Brad thought of nothing good
The Baker’s Lynn was misunderstood
Bobby Frost got in the middle
While Hilda played second fiddle
Hiram and Lois bussed afar
Dagwood and Blondie went by car

Abner saw Samantha, what magic
Gladys thought it was so tragic
Jeannie tried to do her best
Roger liked the way she dressed
Ginger was such a snob
Mary-Anne ate corn-on-the-cob
Thurston loved his
Livie was never ever funny

Horace lived his life in excess
Harold liked chess
Monopoly was Mandy’s fave
Whereas Trudy wouldn’t behave
Cribbage was Steven’s choice
Paula was mostly just voice
sing was Arnold’s real love
And Andy raised a turtledove

Nelson became a hostile witness
And Melinda was into fitness
would ever know of Barry
And then there was Larry
Martha was Wilson’s wife
They had quite a life
With Dennis next door
have quiet was a chore

Calvin could be a naughty
Suzie thought Hobbes was a joy
Aaron was mostly on Luann’s mind
Brad likes Toni but Dirk is a bind
Charlie and Lucy are constant foes
While Linus and Snoopy have blows
Nancy is Sluggo’s best
Ooola Alley is such a pearl

Fred worked at the rock quarry
Wilma had Pebbles in the story
Barney was a neighbour and friend
Which Betty could not comprehend
Bugs loved to eat his carrots
And Elmer had no merits
Daffy was such a greedy
Sylvester tried impress his

This is whoever and whatever
And isn’t it so very clever?
write a song like this ever
Add an ‘n’ and we get never
We could go on like this forever
But that would be long however
Whatever, whoever, wherever
Endeavour, whenever, whichever

Become a member to create a blog