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What’s In The News And In Your Package  

redrockrascal 65M
8460 posts
1/13/2020 1:06 pm
What’s In The News And In Your Package


As if you really need to know . . . part my morning routine consists of logging onto my Yahoo via the main Yahoo page. I will usually look over the main page to see what is happening sports, and other, wise and what the political morons have voided from their bowels. Since it was early I thought I was not fully awake when I came across the 2 following articles. Having regrettably read them I figured I would share.

Let’s start with Gweneth Paltrow’s candles that smell like . . . her vagina – yes you read that correctly. But first a disclaimer, I have absolutely zero experience with Ms. Paltrow’s vagina or any other part of her anatomy, so I cannot verify the aroma. However, I wouldn’t for a moment hesitate to investigate because . . . journalism. That said . . .

Imagine if you will, you’ve prep’d your place to “entertain” you newest lady friend. It is cleaned immaculately and to “set the mood” you lit candles. She is impressed and you’re about to score when she asks “what kind of candles are those?” Being a guy you have ‘no idea’ cause you just grabbed a candle off the shelf at the store. So you read the label . . . out loud. Nooow you understand why the lady at the checkout stand looked at you strangely, just like your lady friend is looking at you now. You just read the name of the candle “This Smells Like My Vagina” Gweneth Paltrow.

So Bunky, if you’re lady friend is Bi you may get away unscathed. If your lady friend is straight . . . whatcha gonna do bad boy?

Sorry, no pic of the Paltrow pussy so I’ll just leave this here


Being a fair and equal reporter here is a story from ‘the other side’. It is about the size of one’s package and how it could affect your working environment.

Our “working stiff” in this case is the “Boy Wonder” himself, Batman’s sidekick, Robin a.k.a. Burt Ward – BAM ! I know, I know, you’re wondering “Holy underwear Redrock” what happened? Well, way back then a Catholic took issue with the tightness of Robin’s packaging in the crotch area. So the studio execs egged him on to reduce the bulge going to a doctor for medication. After trying the pills he opted to use his cape to cover the packaging problem. OK, but whoa Nellie you gotta wonder how big this “issue” was if it took a cape to cover it. I wonder if he would have been sacked if he had not addressed the issue. POW !

The big man and . . . Batman





When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
2/25/2020 2:32 pm

    Quoting tickles4us:
    Hmmm, wasn't she selling a pussy.. errr Vagina steam cleaner not that long ago?
No wonder it smells great it is steamed . . . clam

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


tickles4us 62M
7262 posts
2/25/2020 10:52 am

Hmmm, wasn't she selling a pussy.. errr Vagina steam cleaner not that long ago?

Vive La Difference


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
1/17/2020 4:27 pm

    Quoting PonyGirl1965:
    Paltrow's mother should be so proud. Her daughter has found the most odd way to make money, LOL.
    To be honest, if someone offered me money to market a candle smelling like my pussy, I would probably take it!
I would be interested in being a product tester.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


PonyGirl1965 58F
22090 posts
1/16/2020 6:34 pm

Paltrow's mother should be so proud. Her daughter has found the most odd way to make money, LOL.
To be honest, if someone offered me money to market a candle smelling like my pussy, I would probably take it!


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
1/15/2020 6:19 pm

    Quoting sexysixties2:
    I saw that in my news feed too....I just don't get it at all....why would anyone want that on display in the home....too tacky for me.
With all the online and TV media outlet now a daze they seem to have become desperate for content, no matter how dumb, useless or tacky it is.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


sexysixties2 106F
39750 posts
1/15/2020 12:43 pm

I saw that in my news feed too....I just don't get it at all....why would anyone want that on display in the home....too tacky for me.

"Age does not protect you from love, but love, to some extent, protects you from age."

~~Anais Nin~~


lonlyforlove2 81M  
32704 posts
1/14/2020 6:08 pm

    Quoting  :

And no typo on the names..

Stop by at lonlyforlove2
also see Lunch with Lonly , we get snow tomorrow
Check my blog on New Community, "A photo of my big Pecker"
also, " My Sunday afternoon with the kids'


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
1/14/2020 12:43 pm

    Quoting citizen4722:
    I did read in the paper about Robin's bulge but no mention of Gwyneth's candles!
    I guess it depends on which paper you read?
It was online so ANYTHING goes

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
1/14/2020 12:42 pm

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    Lighting a candle isn't quite how I want my room smelling like Gweneth's vagina. I wonder if I was a consumer advocate I could "verify" that. I have found incense online that smells like bacon, but I've yet to order any. No comment on the boy wonder's junk.
Gweneth's vagina plus bacon - now THAT is a meal

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
1/14/2020 12:41 pm

    Quoting  :

Charlton Heston "doing" Madonna is surreal

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


citizen4722 66M  
74582 posts
1/14/2020 8:38 am

I did read in the paper about Robin's bulge but no mention of Gwyneth's candles!
I guess it depends on which paper you read?


mc_justmc 64M

1/13/2020 9:21 pm

Lighting a candle isn't quite how I want my room smelling like Gweneth's vagina. I wonder if I was a consumer advocate I could "verify" that. I have found incense online that smells like bacon, but I've yet to order any. No comment on the boy wonder's junk.


Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 posts
1/13/2020 3:20 pm

Red, naw.. me thinks me will pass on those too..

Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
1/13/2020 3:06 pm

    Quoting superbjversion2:
    Now I'm wondering if there is an entire series of celebrity vagina scented candles. What about male celebrities? Smells like my Spunk *Paul Reubens
The male celeb series will be named 'Eau du Scrotum'

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
1/13/2020 3:05 pm

    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    Interesting read and I will pass on the Gweneth Paltrow Vagina Candle. And as for Robin's balls yea I will pass on that too. Thank you so much for the interesting read for today..

    How did you like those games yesterday..
But you do WANT the Batman candles

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


Tbadboytoy69 64M
257 posts
1/13/2020 3:04 pm

I would think her candle scent would be asparagus and Brussels. I read she was a vegetarian. No, first hand knowledge. Just first hand gossip.


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
1/13/2020 3:04 pm

    Quoting lonlyforlove2:
    Red You Aced it on both. you need to get back to sports reporting. Gweneth's fragrance and Batman and Throbin , these are American legends, almost like hot dogs and Coke. or apple-pie and Chevrolet!!! Just cant be beat. have a good day, read some more on the next page..
Me and Edward R Murrow

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
1/13/2020 3:03 pm

    Quoting Busyguy6264:
    Hmmm, very interesting, use of skill
yup

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
1/13/2020 3:02 pm

    Quoting mufdiver69er2:
    you left out the part where burt said while he was supposed to reduce his bulge..he said then that adam west used turkish towels in his trunks to show a bulge..courtesy of a favorite morning show here...
That wasn't on the article I read but yeah

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
1/13/2020 3:01 pm

    Quoting MyBaffies:
    I read a comment from the first story - it was something like, "What does the lit candle make the room smell like? Fish?".

    Disclaimer: this person also stated he had no intimate knowledge of Ms Paltrow.
Chanel #666 Eau du Mackerel

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


superbjversion2 69F  
24388 posts
1/13/2020 2:38 pm

Now I'm wondering if there is an entire series of celebrity vagina scented candles. What about male celebrities? Smells like my Spunk *Paul Reubens

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 posts
1/13/2020 1:27 pm

Interesting read and I will pass on the Gweneth Paltrow Vagina Candle. And as for Robin's balls yea I will pass on that too. Thank you so much for the interesting read for today..

How did you like those games yesterday..

Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


lonlyforlove2 81M  
32704 posts
1/13/2020 1:26 pm

Red You Aced it on both. you need to get back to sports reporting. Gweneth's fragrance and Batman and Throbin , these are American legends, almost like hot dogs and Coke. or apple-pie and Chevrolet!!! Just cant be beat. have a good day, read some more on the next page..

Stop by at lonlyforlove2
also see Lunch with Lonly , we get snow tomorrow
Check my blog on New Community, "A photo of my big Pecker"
also, " My Sunday afternoon with the kids'


Busyguy6264 40M

1/13/2020 1:25 pm

Hmmm, very interesting, use of skill


mufdiver69er2 63M  
1953 posts
1/13/2020 1:22 pm

you left out the part where burt said while he was supposed to reduce his bulge..he said then that adam west used turkish towels in his trunks to show a bulge..courtesy of a favorite morning show here...

woop woop


MyBaffies 54M
4983 posts
1/13/2020 1:19 pm

I read a comment from the first story - it was something like, "What does the lit candle make the room smell like? Fish?".

Disclaimer: this person also stated he had no intimate knowledge of Ms Paltrow.

Baffies

Link to my blog: MyBaffies


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
1/13/2020 1:07 pm

That’s all the news that is really unfit to print. Now back to you in the studio.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


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