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An earwig story.
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An earwig story. When I got home from work today I noticed a glass had been placed on the floor, turned upside down, randomly sitting in the middle of the kitchen. "What the hell?!?" Alien activity? Poltergeist?? Break-in gone weird??? I knew that the Ex Husband was going to be picking the Spawn up after school today, it was his weekend with her, so she wasn't home now, it was just me and the creepy scene. Certain I was about to walk up on a crime scene of some kind, I slowly approached the glass and peered down into it through the bottom of the glass. Imprisoned inside the glass was a giant fucking earwig. "Holy shit! Oh My God!" Apparently the Spawn had come home from school and spied this monster in the middle of the kitchen. Afraid it would fight back if she tried to kill it, she left it for me to deal with when I got home. She's a peach, ain't she? Not going to lie, earwigs creep the hell out of me. Looks like I'll be living with an earwig under a glass in my kitchen for a while..... At least until it breaks out and goes on a three room terror spree. Wish me luck! Happy Friday! |
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I had to look up what an earwig is, but even before I did I got a pretty good laugh picturing this scene. That spawn is a deal and a half. LOL
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I'm sorry but I have to agree with countryqueen but I just died laughing. I love your sense of humor. I love it when I wake up get some coffee and read your blog. If I was there I would have taken care of the problem for you. I hope you had a good weekend, and week  , John
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I'm sorry but I have to agree with countryqueen but I just died laughing. I love your sense of humor. I love it when I wake up get some coffee and read your blog. If I was there I would have taken care of the problem for you. I hope you had a good weekend, and week , John We have two lives, and the second begins when we realise we have only one - Confucious
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When I was in South Carolina, I saw some pretty scary looking bugs. I believe it.
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Hate Earwigs and Box Elder bugs...Nuke em all... Happy Weekend
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Sounds like the making of a good movie!!!!
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Soooo...did you scoop it up and toss it out? Smash it? (gross...) Leave it for Spawn to take care of? lol I've found that spraying most bugs that intrude into the house with alcohol (99  will take care of them. Some are pretty tough, but they die from it.
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luck!
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We get a lot of 'chiggy-wigs' over ear in the UK
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Sounds like the making of a good movie!!!!
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Soooo...did you scoop it up and toss it out? Smash it? (gross...) Leave it for Spawn to take care of? lol I've found that spraying most bugs that intrude into the house with alcohol (99 will take care of them. Some are pretty tough, but they die from it.Pagan  Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!
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Have a great weekend
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The ones we get down here are small and drag their pinchers behind them and stink when smushed. The ones I saw in Arizona were much bigger and if you touched them with a pencil the pinchers clamped down and held on. You could hear the snap of the pinchers across the room.
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10/9/2021 5:51 am |
Hate Earwigs and Box Elder bugs...Nuke em all... Happy Weekend
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The truth about earwigs....... Google: The earwig gets its skin-crawling name from long-standing myths claiming the insect can climb inside a person's ear and either live there or feed on their brain. While any small insect is capable of climbing in your ear, this myth is unfounded. Earwigs don't feed on the human brain or lay their eggs in your ear canal. They r called EARwigs......lol! Nutn' like cuntry liveing! Enjoy!
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YUP! nothing like a day of dealing with coworkers, and costumers, then coming home to the logic of a teenager! i guess asking her dad to take out her new pet outside never crossed her mind 
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Sorry I don't mean to laugh but this is the first thing I read this morning and it's got tears running down my face from laughing so hard. I empathize with you about the bug but it's funny when it happens to someone else. I hope a hero on a white steed appeared to save you.
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Earwigs give me the creeps as well even though don't crawl into people's ears!
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I have to confess I have never seen a earwig before. Should I shriek in terror or just squash it with my foot?
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Have a great weekend goodbuddy781
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10/9/2021 4:38 am |
The ones we get down here are small and drag their pinchers behind them and stink when smushed. The ones I saw in Arizona were much bigger and if you touched them with a pencil the pinchers clamped down and held on. You could hear the snap of the pinchers across the room.
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10/9/2021 4:21 am |
The truth about earwigs....... Google: The earwig gets its skin-crawling name from long-standing myths claiming the insect can climb inside a person's ear and either live there or feed on their brain. While any small insect is capable of climbing in your ear, this myth is unfounded. Earwigs don't feed on the human brain or lay their eggs in your ear canal. They r called EARwigs......lol! Nutn' like cuntry liveing! Enjoy!
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YUP! nothing like a day of dealing with coworkers, and costumers, then coming home to the logic of a teenager! i guess asking her dad to take out her new pet outside never crossed her mind there is a world of difference between insane and stupid
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10/9/2021 2:40 am |
Sorry I don't mean to laugh but this is the first thing I read this morning and it's got tears running down my face from laughing so hard. I empathize with you about the bug but it's funny when it happens to someone else. I hope a hero on a white steed appeared to save you.
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Earwigs give me the creeps as well even though don't crawl into people's ears!
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I have to confess I have never seen a earwig before. Should I shriek in terror or just squash it with my foot? My name is MrWrong and I approved this comment
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When I got home from work today I noticed a glass had been placed on the floor, turned upside down, randomly sitting in the middle of the kitchen. "What the hell?!?" Alien activity? Poltergeist?? Break-in gone weird??? I knew that the Ex Husband was going to be picking the Spawn up after school today, it was his weekend with her, so she wasn't home now, it was just me and the creepy scene. Certain I was about to walk up on a crime scene of some kind, I slowly approached the glass and peered down into it through the bottom of the glass. Imprisoned inside the glass was a giant fucking earwig. "Holy shit! Oh My God!" Apparently the Spawn had come home from school and spied this monster in the middle of the kitchen. Afraid it would fight back if she tried to kill it, she left it for me to deal with when I got home. She's a peach, ain't she? Not going to lie, earwigs creep the hell out of me. Looks like I'll be living with an earwig under a glass in my kitchen for a while..... At least until it breaks out and goes on a three room terror spree. Wish me luck! Happy Friday!
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