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Embarrassing Moment Number 930
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Embarrassing Moment Number 930 The Spawn and I were sitting in the car at the end of the driveway waiting for her bus arrive when I thought I had cough. Instead, I nearly spit a lung with a chest crushing, phlegm rattled hacking fit. "What was that about?" " My God! I think I peed a little!" I started pulling the car back the house.... "Where are we going? How much did you pee?!?" "A little." The Spawn started laughing I hopped out of the car head inside and change my panties. "You wait until you're old and have had ." I can't wait until you nearly piss your pants every time you sneeze or cough..... Ugh! Happy Thursday! |
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Errrmmm, McLade..........you do realise that people would pay a fortune for those knickers, dontchya?!?!  
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Errrmmm, McLade..........you do realise that people would pay a fortune for those knickers, dontchya?!?!
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Sigh! Peeing your pants is one of the perks of getting old 
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Sigh! Peeing your pants is one of the perks of getting old 
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You should have told your daughter all the accidents that she probably had in her younger days! 
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Perfect excuse to stop wearing panties!!! 
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She's definitely a rotten little stinker, but I've learned how to be rotten in return. It's becoming a game with us now. LOL
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My actual number is way in the millions.... LOL I always use the date for my number. This embarrassing moment happened on September 30.
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Lucky it was close to home. Just imagine if it happened farther down the road and you never had a spare pair tucked into a ziplock bag in the glove box. I can see it already, Pair of panties flapping from the car's outside mirror so they will dry while you finish your road trip and stop to slip them back on when they are dried out LOL ~Wee~
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Okay, not gonna lie...I peed a little just reading this and the comments...LOL! Coughing, sneezing, laughing, sit to standing, cold air hitting the who-ha. Yep...getting old sucks!
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On the plus side you're still alive to dribble...lol
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10/1/2021 8:16 am |
On the plus side you're still alive to dribble...lol
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Okay, not gonna lie...I peed a little just reading this and the comments...LOL! Coughing, sneezing, laughing, sit to standing, cold air hitting the who-ha. Yep...getting old sucks! ~~~" Someone I loved once gave me a box full of darkness. It took me years to understand that this too, was a gift." --Mary Oliver~~~
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Lucky it was close to home. Just imagine if it happened farther down the road and you never had a spare pair tucked into a ziplock bag in the glove box. I can see it already, Pair of panties flapping from the car's outside mirror so they will dry while you finish your road trip and stop to slip them back on when they are dried out LOL ~Wee~ 𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦
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10/1/2021 4:12 am |
Perfect excuse to stop wearing panties!!!
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You should have told your daughter all the accidents that she probably had in her younger days!
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I won't go into details but I will say that I have a recurring cough that causes me to not pee but do something in the opposite vicinity. ..yeah being old sucks lol
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I don't use them regularly because stuff like this only happens on occasion. I may need to revisit that notion... LOL
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It's a thing called life!!!!
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At least she didn't give you a package of Depends for your 40th birthday. That's what I did to my sister on her 40th.Now there are times when I wish she had given them back....  (in my defense...it was one of THOSE kinds of B-day parties and we all did that to her!)
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No matter what we do Life rolls on, but we must never let it run over us!
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oh there are so man times a fart is not a fart lately and then there the long drive home you pull into the driveway and you got to go. but between you and that bathroom is a set of stairs, a locked door, three crazy dogs that has not seen you in three days. the last is that string that is tied to hold up your sweat pants that now don't want to untie. so you just suck in the stomach and pull them down as you sit on the bowl and say YES.
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I would call that a "dependable" moment!
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Hmmm... Well... I guess it's a good thing something ELSE, didn't pop out. 😮 See your turkeys today? 🤔 None, on my trails! 👍 😊
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I won't go into details but I will say that I have a recurring cough that causes me to not pee but do something in the opposite vicinity. ..yeah being old sucks lol My name is MrWrong and I approved this comment
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It's a thing called life!!!!
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At least she didn't give you a package of Depends for your 40th birthday. That's what I did to my sister on her 40th. Now there are times when I wish she had given them back.... (in my defense...it was one of THOSE kinds of B-day parties and we all did that to her!) Pagan  Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!
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9/30/2021 7:55 pm |
No matter what we do Life rolls on, but we must never let it run over us!
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oh there are so man times a fart is not a fart lately and then there the long drive home you pull into the driveway and you got to go. but between you and that bathroom is a set of stairs, a locked door, three crazy dogs that has not seen you in three days. the last is that string that is tied to hold up your sweat pants that now don't want to untie. so you just suck in the stomach and pull them down as you sit on the bowl and say YES.
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I would call that a "dependable" moment!
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Hmmm... Well... I guess it's a good thing something ELSE, didn't pop out. 😮 See your turkeys today? 🤔 None, on my trails! 👍 😊 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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The Spawn and I were sitting in the car at the end of the driveway waiting for her bus to arrive when I thought I had to cough. Instead, I nearly spit up a lung with a chest crushing, phlegm rattled hacking fit. "What was that all about?" "Oh My God! I think I peed a little!" I started pulling the car back up to the house.... "Where are we going? How much did you pee?!?" "A little." The Spawn started laughing as I hopped out of the car to head inside and change my panties. "You wait until you're old and have had three kids." I can't wait until you nearly piss your pants every time you sneeze or cough..... Ugh! Happy Thursday!
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