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Mother - Spawn Bonding Moments
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Mother - Spawn Bonding Moments "Let me do your eyelashes!" she says. "I'll make them perfect!" she says. "Trust me!" Yah.... Never trust the word of a person says 'trust me'. Here I sit, thirty minutes later, with my eyelids glued open and liquid eyeliner everywhere but on my eyelid. Eyelashes?? Yep, they're dangling somewhere in between the crease of my eye and the lash line. "Oh my God, Mom, I can't even at you!" Peels of laughter coming from the kitchen, the Spawn is dancing her way past me go into the utility room. "What's that?? Having a tough time eyeballing your own handiwork??" I'm laughing now, too. I tried to blink... The fake lash on my right eye is now connected to my eyebrow as well. Happy Sunday! |
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Funny! I think fake eyelashes and glue would have been a hard pass for me. LOL
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Funny! I think fake eyelashes and glue would have been a hard pass for me. LOL
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I see a future in cosmetology for her. Oh and therapy for her clientele lol
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That look may become the new fashionable look! 
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A friend recently sent me a pic of how her 4 yr old did her makeup, it looked like clown makeup. I made it into her profile pic for her text and contact profile.
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Cool ! The best Memories like this will be forever a treasure for your daughter and you ! Great story lol ! xoxo
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Sounds like a fun day.
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OMG! did Spawn snap photos, cuz she shoulda!! Thanks for sharing!!
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Ms. secret_lade, Sounds like a fun day was had by all. At least you can look at it as a learning experience. You really have to watch out for your young uns.
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Your daughter has a great personality as do you. She sounds like she is a lot of fun and you are great for not getting upset at her. Now if she asks to cut your hair stand your ground and say no. It would have been great if she took pictures without you knowing it. Then you could have posted them. I think your children are great and it's all because of you. Secret_lade is a great mom.
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On your head be it, if you ask your spawn to do your eyebrows again....or maybe not on your head
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On your head be it, if you ask your spawn to do your eyebrows again....or maybe not on your head 
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Your daughter has a great personality as do you. She sounds like she is a lot of fun and you are great for not getting upset at her. Now if she asks to cut your hair stand your ground and say no. It would have been great if she took pictures without you knowing it. Then you could have posted them. I think your children are great and it's all because of you. Secret_lade is a great mom. We have two lives, and the second begins when we realise we have only one - Confucious
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Ms. secret_lade, Sounds like a fun day was had by all. At least you can look at it as a learning experience. You really have to watch out for your young uns.
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OMG! did Spawn snap photos, cuz she shoulda!! Thanks for sharing!! ~~~" Someone I loved once gave me a box full of darkness. It took me years to understand that this too, was a gift." --Mary Oliver~~~
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11/22/2021 6:54 am |
Sounds like a fun day.
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Cool ! The best Memories like this will be forever a treasure for your daughter and you ! Great story lol ! xoxo
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11/22/2021 4:00 am |
A friend recently sent me a pic of how her 4 yr old did her makeup, it looked like clown makeup. I made it into her profile pic for her text and contact profile.
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Have a great day 
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That look may become the new fashionable look!
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I see a future in cosmetology for her. Oh and therapy for her clientele lol My name is MrWrong and I approved this comment
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Have a great day goodbuddy781
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After seeing this horror show.... we may not be experiencing any more of her makeup styling. LOL. Yikes!
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You know it's a slow Sunday when you start gluing your eyelids shut...Funny stuff though!
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Im betting she did it on purpose. 😀 Now offer to do hers. Make sure you photo it.
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OMG....we need pictures! 
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You two are a riot!! LMAO!!
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11/21/2021 4:17 pm |
You know it's a slow Sunday when you start gluing your eyelids shut...Funny stuff though!
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Im betting she did it on purpose. 😀 Now offer to do hers. Make sure you photo it.
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OMG....we need pictures! Pagan  Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!
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You two are a riot!! LMAO!!
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"Let me do your eyelashes!" she says. "I'll make them look perfect!" she says. "Trust me!" Yah.... Never trust the word of a person who says 'trust me'. Here I sit, thirty minutes later, with my eyelids glued open and liquid eyeliner everywhere but on my eyelid. Eyelashes?? Yep, they're dangling somewhere in between the crease of my eye and the lash line. "Oh my God, Mom, I can't even look at you!" Peels of laughter coming from the kitchen, the Spawn is dancing her way past me to go into the utility room. "What's that?? Having a tough time eyeballing your own handiwork??" I'm laughing now, too. I tried to blink... The fake lash on my right eye is now connected to my eyebrow too. Happy Sunday!
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